Sick just in time for the weekend... D'OH!

Crazy sore throat this weekend... prolly won't leave the house... maybe it's not soo bad though... I mean, there is plenty of football to watch this weekend... which is straight up ACE

How do I put this delicately? Ummmm... J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!

If the Jets and the Eagles win this weekend, well, that would just be the best thing for everyone involved... New York needs a win since the Giants went bye bye, and Philly needs a win because the city is still down from Pauly losing all of Rocky's money in that crooked Power of Attorney ordeal in Rocky V...

Plus, I hear the Packers just signed a new player...

SIDENOTE - Watching ABC Family right now and "Sky High" might be the worst movie I have ever seen... holy cow it's bad... ok not "Twilight" bad, but close!


I'm being seriously though, I don't think I will accomplish much this weekend now that I feel like the floor of a taxi cab... I'm developing a checklist of accomplishable things:

• Blog a few times... mmmmkay
• Watch minimum of 6 football games... of course
• Watch at least 10 "Man v. Food" episodes... obviously
• Attempt to drink away my sore throat... could be a good idea... might attack this cold with a heavy dose of cough drops and Sammy Adams... tubular
• Never take off my Uggs
• Become the biggest overnight Eagles fan? No doubt... Green Bay sucks and the fact that they have a football team is like if Rockford had an NFL team... it boggles the mind

I'm sure there might be more, but I can't think of it right now... I'm still watching "Sky High" and I'm rapidly losing brain cells... fml

Wild Card weekend calls for classic "Simpsons Shorts - Football"... just like Jamie Lee Curtis topless in "Trading Places", it is a sight to see... :16 seconds into the video it gets real dicey real quick!