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Kyle's "Work Music" - Volume 11

This will easily be the most girly thing you will ever see on this blog, but I don't even care... YOU BETTER BE OK WITH IT!

I was thinking about movies I used to watch when I was a kid... and when I say movies I used to watch when I was a kid, I really mean movies that I would no doubt watch TONIGHT if I had them... like "3 Men and a Little Lady"...

I've only seen bits and pieces of the first one, "3 Men and a Baby"... must not have been that epic... well, the second was totes is... it's filled with the cheesiest 80's music, which, I think, is awesome...

Am I gay for late 80's Tom Selleck, Ted Danson and Steve Guttenberg? YOU BETCHA!

This is the song from the opening credits... it's Pete "The Boss" Ross good... deal with it! They don't make music like this anymore... the music today BLOWS! 80's was legendary

Jay Cutler and Aaron Rodgers Roundtable with STT!

This roundtable discussion took place in the downtown Stump the Tromp studio mansion...

Me - Hey fellas, thanks for coming over!

JC - This is a helluva place you got here Kyle!

AR - Yeah, it's alright...

Me/JC - (same time) JUST ALRIGHT!?!??!

JC - Jinx!

Me - Damnit! Haha, you're good!

JC - Nah, you're good!

AR - Omg you guys are losers...

Me - That's not true... alright let's start this out right... Aaron, you guys have won 2 straight road playoff games... what cheating methods did you use?

AR - Cheating methods???

JC - Kyle, Green Bay must have used some sort of cheating methods to win...

Me - Good call, Jay! (we high five)

AR  - Good call?!?! That's what he just said! And we didn't cheat! I played my heart out!

Me - More like, you played your fart out!

JC - LOL!!! (we high five)


AR - This is the worst interview already, and I've been interviewed by Alex Flanagan!

Me - It's a roundtable you moron!

JC - You are soooo stupid Aaron...

AR - I honestly feel like I'm the only smart one in the room right now...

Me - Well that may be true...

JC/Me - (same time) but at least I didn't sleep with Lumberg!

Me -oh... my... god!

JC - Office Space! (another high five)

AR - I think I should go...

Me - No no no, lets bring this back a little bit... ok... Jay... you played maybe the greatest game of all time against the Seahawks...

AR - What!?

Me - You're throw to Olsen... it was like Superman passing to... like Superman...

AR - Oh c'mon they both can't be Superman!!! At least say like Superman to the Flash!

Me - Aaron, when you throw the ball, it makes me throw up...

AR - I was 31-36 against Atlanta!

Me - Does Atlanta even have a team?

JC - Sure as heck don't Kyle!

Me - Didn't think so... moving along... now for my question... Jay, I think you are just great.

AR - THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!

JC - Kyle, I'd be happy to answer that question...

AR - You can't! That wasn't a question! There is nothing to answer!

JC - Well, Kyle, everyone knows the Seahawks beat the Saints... and since the Saints won the Super Bowl last year, that makes the Seahawks the best team in the NFL....... behind us of course!

AR - Ok I'm leaving, that's just sooo dumb... the Seahawks were 7-9! They were terrible!

JC - If I can finish my point...

Me - Go right ahead... Aaron, please sit down. I promise you will get a turn to talk.

AR - Fine.

JC - Anywho, I went out Saturday night before the game and got crazy drunk... still hung over during the game... and was still awesome...

AR - You know what I did the night before our game? Studied my opponent, got a good night sleep and prepared for the game. Jay you are such a disgrace.

Me - Wow... strong words from a moron...

AR - You're comebacks are soo lame!

Me - Did you say lame? Or did you say excellent?

AR - I clearly said lame. Can I talk now?

Me - Nobody said you would get a chance to talk...

AR - Two seconds ago you said I would get a chance to talk!

Me - Doesn't sound like me at all...

JC - Kyle that's because you never said he could talk!

(me and Jay fist bump)

AR - Well I'm going to talk anyway... here is what is going to happen Sunday... we're marching into Soldier Field and we are going to kick the Bears ass!

Me - Jay, more strong words... do you have a response?

JC - Yeah, pretty strong words from a kicker...

AR - omg I'm not a kicker...

Me - Yeah, he's not a kicker...

AR - Thank you!

Me - He's a stupid face...

AR - I'm done... you two are a couple of complete idiots... this has been like talking to 5 year olds...

JC - Hey Aaron, wait... this has been a pretty bad few minutes... let me make it up to you... let me buy you tickets for the next time the Bulls come to Green Bay to play their NBA team...

Me - OHHHH sick burn!

AR - (walks out door)

JC - Kyle, this has been a pleasure...

Me - Thanks Jay, great stuff as always...

This may or may not have actually happened...

Epic Ski Jump Accident

Ski Jumping Accidents... are there anything more hilarious?

Ski Jump FAILS are funny because it didn't happen to us... and when we watch them on Youtube, we can laugh... why? Because we don't know the people that were in the accident! And it's not like the people die or anything... they wouldn't put the videos up if the person died! That's messed up...

I'm posting this video because it's snowing like crazy and I'm pretty sure Jack Torrence is standing outside my office window... I watched this video at least 9,000 times in my NEWS 485 class senior year in Muncie... I would have watched it more, but the horses ass Journalism professor made me get off Youtube...

FACT - Journalism profs < TCOM profs

Best :04 seconds of your day...

Bears Recap - EPIC!

Seahawks are looking good... annnnnnnd it's good...

Hard to believe we are only one week away from a Bears/Packers NFC Title Game... that's the best matchup since Superman vs. General Zod in "Superman 2"...

This game is arguably bigger than the Super Bowl against the stupid ass Colts... no, not arguably... IT IS! It's Bears/Packers in the damn NFC Title Game! It doesn't get bigger than that! The only thing bigger than Bears/Packers would be if da Bearse played a team of ALIENS in the Super Bowl...

I am not going to be very productive at work this week... not when Bears/Packers is looming... I should just take the whole week off... it's like if, hopefully when, "Ghostbusters 3" comes out, I will not be doing anything the week leading up to that release...

Great win today against the Seahawks... Bearse dominated all the way... I'm not worried about the points in garbage time... here are a few thoughts:

• Jay Baby had an epic game... it could have gone south if the Seahawks hung onto that almost interception along the goal line... Jay Baby got lucky there... other than that, he was fab...
• Greg Olsen, ladies and gentleman!
• Peanut Tillman can NOT drop 2 interceptions next week like he did today... 
• Mad Martz called his best game of the season...
• Corey Graham is a stud...
• Tommie Harris with 2 sacks? What? Keep it up, hambone...
• The O-Line was unreal...
• Pete Carroll looks like he has no idea he is at a football game when they show him on the sidelines... moron...
• Kyle Korver is the man...

Alrighty... time to get pumped for Bears/Packers... cue the music!

BEAR DOWN, CHICAGO BEARS!!!

BEARS PREDICTION!

Let me lead off with this... if daaa Bearse lose to the Seahawks... I'm going to grab a sleeping bag out of our attic and go take a nice nap in the middle of the Stevenson...

Hopefully Lovie won't let that happen... I know da Bearse have lost to the Seahawks earlier this year... but Jay Baby n' Company are much improved from the pre-bye week Bearse...

SO...

What the eff is going to happen in this game? I'll tell ya... The Beloved are going to come out swingin' and the Seahawks are going to keep doing what they've been doing all year - look great one week, and look completely god awful the next week...

It's cold = Hasselbeck will be a little bitch... and Pete Carroll is a rahtard...

I think Jay Baby leaves the interceptions at home with Kristin Cavallari... hmmmmmmmm... Kristin Cavallari...


I think destiny has set its sights on Bears/Packers in the NFC Title Game at Soldier Field next week... I think stupid ass Green Bay finds someway to get past Matty Ice, setting up the most epic championship game in a long time... quite possibly the most epic championship game in the history of the world, and maybe, the universe...

THE PREDICTION

The Beloved - 24
Seahawks - 17


Welp, we'll see how this shit shakes out... but if the NFC Title game ends up being Seahawks/Packers... you will find me incapacitated on a diving board like Cameron in "Ferris Bueller"... 

FLASHBACK - 2006 playoffs against the Seahawks... Sexy Rexy was too cool for school... remember, at the end of the day, Rex Grossman is a Super Bowl quarterback... and Aaron Rodgers is NOT! HA!

Epic Acting 101 - YOU CAN'T PISS ON HOSPITALITY!

I WON'T ALLOW IT!

I'm being seriously you guys, if there is a movie that completely fits the mold of the "It's soooooooo bad, it's good!" category, look no further than "Troll 2"...

This is easily one of the top moments from the movie... and it is truly horrible acting... just total perfection...

Kyle's "Work Music" - Volume 10

Double digit "Work Music" posts... "Excellent!" - Wayne Campbell

 

I was going to post this yesterday until I got on my "Dan in Real Life" kick... "Little Miss Sunshine" was a great movie with a great soundtrack... DeVotchka is pretty much chill music to the tenth power... the movie was nominated for Best Picture and lost to "The Departed", which I think was a mistake... "TD" is not even in Scorcese's top 5 movies... certainly not better than "Goodfellas" (his best)...

DeVotchka FTW



Awesome video

Kyle's "Work Music" - Volume 9

This movie is straight up ACE...

"Dan in Real Life" is a very underrated movie... here's a few thoughts about why it's better than Bacon Day:

• Steve Carell is more than just Michael Scott... he is just as awesome when he is playing a serious role like in this or "Little Miss Sunshine"... he should have been nominated for BSA for "LMS" instead of Alan Arkin...
• Dane Cook can occasionally ACT... he's good in this and "Mr. Brooks"...
• I know she is older, but Juliette Binoche... MARRY ME!

Finally, the music in this movie is mostly from Sondre Lerche, and it's very relaxing... perfect for, I don't know, WORK!





And maybe the best one... (don't know why there is a pic of a damn cat)

My Q&A with Pete Carroll ;-)

This interview took place this morning in the downtown "Stump the Tromp" studios...

Me - Pete, thanks for being here today.

Pete Carroll - Hello, in case you didn't know, even though you totally did, I'm Pete Carroll...

...and no, I don't look like a total d-bag in that picture above...

Me - I know who you are... and yes you look like a total goonbot in that picture... anyway, talk about the big game Sunday against.... daaa Bearse!

PC - I love coming to Chicago, it's like a big Seattle. Seattle is great too. Seattle is like a small Los Angeles. And Los Angeles is like a giant Muncie.

Me - That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

PC - (smiles awkwardly)

Me - Talk about your history with cheating?

PC - People say I cheat all the time, but they are never clear about what I am cheating at... Do I cheat at board games - Maybe. At football - Definitely. On my wife - Haha, of course... but... wait, what was the question? Oh right, the answer is no, I've never been in a porno!

Me - That's not at all what I asked.

PC - Sure as heck did. Then why is this nudey magazine just laying around in your office?

Me - You were reading that when you walked in a few minutes ago.

PC - Are we going to talk about the game?!?!

Me - I'd love to... ok, you guys beat the Bears already this season. Can you do it again?

PC - Yes.

Me - Oh wow, you actually answered my question. Ok, would you explain why?

PC - I'll do whatever it takes... if you catch my drift?

Me - Are you talking about cheating?

PC - No, Kyle, I'm talking about putting in extra hours to prepare for the game and playing as hard as we can (rolls eyes) of course I'm talking about cheating!

Me - Silly me. Alright, this interview is going nowhere fast. Can you give me any insight on how you guys plan to attack the excellent Chicago Bears defense?

PC - Knives.

Me - Excuse me?

PC - Yup. Sending some of my linemen out there with some knives. Couple jabs here and there to the pass rushers... tell ya right now, Hasselbeck will have all the time in the world to throw the ball.

Me - That's assault.

PC - You're assault.

Me - This is officially the worst interview I've ever done, and I've interviewed Drew Bledsoe...

PC - I used to coach him! He was a pretty good quarterback... but I just couldn't win with him. He just wouldn't go along with my game plan...

Me - Just to clarify, by gameplan, you mean cheating, right?

PC - Yeah... I wanted to send him out there with a hammer... you know, classic hammer block... linebacker comes on a blitz, you just pop him right in the knee cap with the hammer... he goes down no problem...

Me - Classic hammer block?

PC - Kyle, back in the early 1900's, players used to take the field with electric chainsaws...

Me - Let me stop you right there... one, that didn't happen, and two, chainsaws weren't even invented yet...

PC - That's not true at all... I was coaching a game one time and I sent my punt returner out there with a bazooka... and guess what, we won the damn game...

Me - What did he do with the bazooka?

PC - If you are wondering if he killed a guy with that bazooka, you would be wrong.

Me - Oh phew, that's good.

PC - Kyle, it was a bazooka... it kills more than just one guy... he fired that right into the coverage team... took him all out and just walked into the end zone... if we had Devin Hester on the Seahawks, I'd send him out there with a bazooka every play...

Me - None of what you said can be true.

PC - It's funny what reporters won't write about you when you are pointing an RCP90 right at them...

Me - Is that a weapon from Goldeneye for Nintendo 64?

PC - Ok ya got me... it wasn't an RCP90... it was a Klobb...

Me - That's the worst weapon in the game... wait, what am I saying? You committed a crime!

PC - And you have also committed a crime, the crime of being judgmental.

Me - OK, that's fine. Lock me up and throw away the key. I don't think it's safe for me to be around you so lets wrap this up. Do you have any final thoughts?

PC - If we lose on Sunday, I plan on taking an epic 2 bomb in the bathroom of the visitors locker room, and there is no chance I flush... jail break the sh*t out of that place...

Me - You're a moron... thanks for stopping by.


This may or may not have actually happened...

Llamas With Hats

Here's the deal... if you haven't seen the "Llamas With Hats" videos... just take a five and watch them now... can you do that? Can you take a five? I want you to take a five...

These videos are soo epically funny... I don't think there is anything I can write about them that would do the videos justice... just watch... take a five and watch...

Episode 1...



Episode 2...



Episode 3...



Episode 4...




Admit it... that was the best five minutes of your day... haha, yea it was...

Derrick Rose... TOO BIG, TOO FAST, TOO STRONG!!!

...HE'S FROM CHICAGO!!!

Short post here... big comeback for da Bullse tonight... all I got to say is...

Detroit...

DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO?!?!?!?!!??!!



That's all y'all...

ps - I could watch that video 10,000 times and never get tired of it... shake n bake!

Kyle's "Work Music" - Volume 8

If somebody doesn't stop me, I'll do these "Work Music" posts til I get to volume gazillion...

You just can't touch a good Stallone action movie... whether it be one of the "Rambo" movies, "Tango and Cash", "Copland" (sooo underrated), "Daylight" or the recent epic, "The Expendables"... the man knows how to get it done!

I've already posted some totes underrated music from "Daylight", and the music from "Cliffhanger" is just as ACE...

It's a little weird in the first 20 seconds so I usually just B-fast it to around :24 and then it gets nasty...

Stallone FTW

Movies I need to add to my collection - part 2!

Just like "Wall Street 2", this is a sequel that has been in the works for a long time... I blogged on Novemsies the 4th on what movies I need to get from this cheap ass used DVD store off Butterfield Road...

Butterfield Road? YES!!!

From that beautiful store, I've been able to secure gems like "Grumpy Old Men", "Boiler Room", "2012" and "European Vacation"... now is the time to add mas peliculas... like...

For those of you not familiar with "Charlie Bartlett", it is one of the best high school movies I have ever seen... Charlie Bartlett fashions himself as a modern day "Ferris Bueller", obviously Ferris is a classic, but Bartlett isn't far off... this movie is awesome and I'm pretty sure I was the only person who saw it in theaters... and Robert Downey Jr. is soooooooooo epic as the alcoholic principal... does anyone play drugged out better than RDJ? That would be no... and Kat Dennings has big juggs...



Here are the rest of the gems that need to be lured into Kyle's Klassic Kollection..."oh KKK? THAT'S NOT GOOD!" - Krusty the Klown

• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist - maybe it's just because it's on TV right now, but the soundtrack is great... maybe I should just get the soundtrack... nope, again, Kat Dennings magumbos... def getting the movie...
• The Program - one of the best football movies ever made...
• Wonder Boys - should have gotten another Oscar for Michael Douglas... his best non-Gekko role...
• Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season - oh wait, that's not real, but it should be...
• The Net - early Sandra Bullock... not "Demolition Man" early, but pretty damn early... also, Dennis Miller in a serious role = sign me up! Charlie Bixby was my 2nd fav Winslow High teacher ever...
• Dirty Work - unreal funny...
• Dragnet - Aykroyd + Hanks = You can't put it in my collection.... YES!!!

There are more... but... Packers/Eagles is starting... I'm hoping Aaron Rodgers blows both of his knees out... OUCH!

BEARSE!!!

The Nick Folk Chronicles

There is a man, a certain man, a man whose grace and handsome face are known across the land!

You know his name...

It's Mr. Folk!

Why he's worth ten times what he earns! It's Nick Folk!

NF - IT'S MR. FOLK!

To friends he's known as Nick but to you it's Mr. Folk! Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-folk! FOLK!


Yep, sick Simpsons drop right there with a few tweaks here and there...

Due to my cold and an obscene amount of Nyquil... I missed this beauty...




So far the Ghostwriter for Joe Webb is spot on with his Wild Card picks... pretty clever! Seahawks and Jets... two teams that are sure to lose to da Bearse this playoff season... and you heard it here... daa Jetse are going to beat the Pats next week... and yes, I am giving the Jets the wonderful honor of the extra 'e' after the title, like "BearsE"... it serves as a badge of distinction...

Here's all you need to know about Nick Folk... homeboy gets up in the morning, downs a bowl of Golden Grahams, drives his DeLorean to the game, and knocks the stupid Colts out of the playoffs... word on the street is the game was almost blacked out in Indy because they couldn't sell out the game... pathetic fanbase... even the Ozzie Guillen Roast sold out in less than an hour... sh*t, the Cubs CONVENTION sold out in 24 minutes a year ago...

In conclusion... Colts suck... Peyton left too much time on the clock and Sanchez did his thing... see, you can stop Sanchez easily late in the game (like da Bearse did) as long as your defense isn't horrific... but the Colts have lots of injuries? Injuries Sminjuries... find someone new, roid him up and get out there!

Here is the best anti-Peyton video of all time...

The Job Webb Chronicles - Conclusion!

I'm watching the golf channel right now waiting for Wild Card weekend to start... and I keep thinking, "You know who would absolutely dominate on the PGA Tour? JOE WEBB!"

Then I flipped through the channels and saw a commercial for Denzel's "Unstoppable", which was an awesome movie... and I couldn't help but think if Joe Webb were in the movie... he woulda just jogged and chased it down and stopped it no problem...

I think if we elected Joe Webb to be our President, we'd all be rich as shit...

Now I just popped in a movie, "Major League: Back to the Minors"... by all accounts, a terrible film, even though I kinda like it... however, I can't help but think if Joe Webb directed the picture, it woulda won double digit Oscars, including Best Actor in a Leading Role - Scott Bakula...

Joe Webb's favorite band is "Jesse and the Rippers"...

Joe Webb knew that Bruce Willis was a ghost before M. Night Shyamalan even wrote "The Sixth Sense"...

Joe Webb offered to host "SNL", but Lorne Michaels declined because he was afraid Joe Webb would be too funny... 

Joe Webb was able to fix Rube Baker's throwing problems by threating to rip off his man sack if he couldn't figure out how to throw the ball back to the pitcher...

Joe Webb once broadcasted a football game he was playing in... put a microphone in his helmet... threw 5 TD's, won the game and a Communicator Award...

Joe Webb figured out the last number of Pi and won't tell anyone...

FINALLY

Joe Webb loves the Jets, Eagles, Seahawks and Chiefs this weekend...

And thus, we have "The Joe Webb Chronicles"... maybe we'll hear more about him someday... in the meantime, Joe Cool is just gonna keep doing his thing... in Joe Webb's World, everyday is a Saturday baby!

Sick just in time for the weekend... D'OH!

Crazy sore throat this weekend... prolly won't leave the house... maybe it's not soo bad though... I mean, there is plenty of football to watch this weekend... which is straight up ACE

How do I put this delicately? Ummmm... J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!

If the Jets and the Eagles win this weekend, well, that would just be the best thing for everyone involved... New York needs a win since the Giants went bye bye, and Philly needs a win because the city is still down from Pauly losing all of Rocky's money in that crooked Power of Attorney ordeal in Rocky V...

Plus, I hear the Packers just signed a new player...

SIDENOTE - Watching ABC Family right now and "Sky High" might be the worst movie I have ever seen... holy cow it's bad... ok not "Twilight" bad, but close!


I'm being seriously though, I don't think I will accomplish much this weekend now that I feel like the floor of a taxi cab... I'm developing a checklist of accomplishable things:

• Blog a few times... mmmmkay
• Watch minimum of 6 football games... of course
• Watch at least 10 "Man v. Food" episodes... obviously
• Attempt to drink away my sore throat... could be a good idea... might attack this cold with a heavy dose of cough drops and Sammy Adams... tubular
• Never take off my Uggs
• Become the biggest overnight Eagles fan? No doubt... Green Bay sucks and the fact that they have a football team is like if Rockford had an NFL team... it boggles the mind

I'm sure there might be more, but I can't think of it right now... I'm still watching "Sky High" and I'm rapidly losing brain cells... fml

Wild Card weekend calls for classic "Simpsons Shorts - Football"... just like Jamie Lee Curtis topless in "Trading Places", it is a sight to see... :16 seconds into the video it gets real dicey real quick!

Biff's Question Song

I took some flack a few months back for listing Biff Tannen as the most overrated villain of all time... no big deal... I was right, tho... if you need a refresher... here was THE LIST!

Anyweezer... my reasoning for the choice was pretty clear... to be a great villain, you need to actually be able to call on some worthwhile skills... stupidity is not a skill... thus, overrated... and don't get me wrong, I LOVE all 3 "BTTF" flicks... great flicks!

Moving right along... there is one skill that Biff Tannen never flaunted in the movies, and that is his singer/songwriting ability... if Tommy F. Wilson brings his comedy act to your town, it is a must see... his "Question Song" is the one of the most epic songs to come out of Hill Valley since The Pinheads absolutely bombed on stage in front of Huey Lewis for being "too darn loud"... Marvin Berry comes close to Biff's vocal talents... close...



Am I right or am I right? Right, right, right! BING! Ned Ryerson ftw

Can't sleep? Pop in these movies and sleepsauce... boom

I ran this idea by Andrew McCarthy and Judd Nelson and they wanted to make sure that I mentioned this before you see this list - I am NOT saying these movies are boring! I am simplying saying that these films that don't require, well, your full attention to view... they aren't visual masterpieces, so you can simply lay down, close your eyes and let the movie send you to slumberland... and believe me, if you do, you will have crazy awesome dreams about 1985 Demi Moore... whoa!

Here we have one of the most underrated 80's flicks... "St. Elmo's Fire" is the brat pack movie that never gets the attention it deserves... great soundtrack too... I have watched this movie countless times while awake, but when I'm falling asleep, I'm usually zonked out by the time Rob Lowe is arrested a few minutes into the movie... just like a flawless performance in "Street Fighter 2"... PERFECT!

Here are some other gems:

• "My Girl" - just make sure you fall asleep before Thomas Jay dies... 
• "Multiplicity" - Harold Ramis directing + 4 Michael Keatons = legendary
• "The Great Outdoors" - not gonna lie, I love this movie and no matter how tired I am, I can usually last at least 45 minutes, but always fall asleep before John Candy takes down the 96er...
• "Benny and Joon" - ok this movie is actually kinda boring, but I like it... it was the launching pad for the epic song "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers, and it teaches you how to make grilled cheeses sandwiches with an iron... soooo, yup...
• "Clerks" - this movie has unlimited repeatability... "Clerks 2" is just as good...
• "Hoosiers" - maybe the greatest sports movie of all time... I only say that because I don't really consider "Rocky" to be a sports movie as much as it is a love story... brilliant soundtrack
• "Glory" - another brilliant soundtrack... best war movie of all time IMO

There are more, but, I'm lazy as a daisy and just don't feel like posting more... Homer says, "Can't someone else do it?"

Goodnight Muncie!

Bears Recap - the "Big Bear and the Bojo Brothers" made Green Bay our BITCH edition

Da Bearse didn't even bother to show up to this game... a good team would have massacred The Beloved...

But...

And that's the fact, Jack!

I looked at the 2-deep for next weeks Packers/Eagles matchup, and unfortunately for Green Bay, they don't have Smokin' Joe Webb starting at QB... which means, just like Neal Page at the St. Louis Marathon, the Packers are f*cked!

In fact, I was able to get my hands on the tape of a phone call that Andy Reid made to Mike McCarthy after the game... didn't know Reid was this intense!



Anywho, to put it lightly, my friends and I absolutely rocked Green Bay's socks off Saturday/Sunday... we lit up Knuckles and the rest of Washington St. like the 4th of July... Golden Tee, beer pong, Irish Car Bombs and so forth...

Then there was tailgating...

Gotta give some props to Packers tailgating... it was straight up ACE!

I will say the "Bears Still Suck" chant was pretty effin' lame... especially since, hmmm, lemme think, we won the damn division... but whatevs... Packers are going to get knocked out Rocky style in Philly next week...

What are da Bearse gonna do? Sit back, relax, and strap it down! Mike Vick is my pick to click next week, you at home go ahead and select yours...