I just woke up and looked outside and it's like a monsoon of snow blowing through the air... THEN, I turned on my phone and found out the METRODOME ROOF COLLAPSED because of the snow... I mean, holy shit! Already a crazy Sunday and I'd been awake for 45 seconds...
Sooooooooooooo jacked for this matchup today...
Bears/Patriots... winner will clearly be deemed the best team in the NFL (sorry Falcons, but you are, uhhhhh, nope)... and the loser will be the Patriots HAH!
Oh the weather outside is weather!
Ok, I'm being seriously you guys, this weather is gonna be crazy during the game... perfect for a Bears/Patriots matchup... two teams that are geared for conditions that would be rough for effin' polar bears...
SIDENOTE - How many picks would Peyton Manning throw in the Chicago weather today? Over/under is 11.5, I'm taking the over...
The way you beat the Patriots is by pounding the football... so Matt Forte needs to step it up bigtime... if he doesn't, it becomes a contest of which quarterback can weather the storm better, and that is a matchup that Jay Baby just can't win... Tom Brady is the best quarterback in the league and it's not even close... playing Mike Vick will seem like a walk in the park compared to this game...
With that said... if all else fails... Devin Hester = WILDCARD BITCHES!!!
This is it, don't get scared now...
THE PREDICTION
The Beloved - 13
SB XX Losers - 10
I just think Lovie has got his mojo back, and every week they just figure it the fuck out... I don't know how... but they will again... hopefully
Looking back at Super Bowl XX though... Patriots were looking good............. and it's good!
Eff Scam Newton... I hate it that another crook is going to win the Heisman Trophy tonight... if I have a Heisman vote... which is not very likely, I mean, I'd have better luck playing pick up sticks with my buttcheeks... I am voting for Boise State's Kellen Moore, the best passer in the country
I'll get off my soapbox... time for the real Heisman race... MOVIE football players... way more exciting than the actual Heisman Award ceremony tonight
Here are the few that almost made the top 5:
QB Paul Blake - "Necessary Roughness" - Scott Bakula was a hell of a player, but no Chris Weinke story here, his Texas State team around him wasn't good enough to get him on the ballot
RB Darnell Jefferson - "The Program" - Omar Epps had a lot of skills out of the backfield for Eastern State, and he nailed Halle Berry, but the lingering fumbling issues hurt his chances
QB Shane Falco - "The Replacements" - Horrible performance in the Sugar Bowl killed his reputation
WR Rod Tidwell - "Jerry Maguire" - Arizona State WR had good numbers, but projected to only be a slot receiver in the NFL and has a bad attitude
K Lucy Draper - "Necessary Roughness" - Kathy Ireland is gorgeous, nuff said...
5 - KR Forrest Gump - "Forrest Gump" - Alabama
Let's just call this the "Devin Hester" selection... Forrest might be the stupidest son of a bitch alive, but damn is he fast! He is a threat to score every time he touches the football... easy selection for the top 5
4 - QB Frank Cushman - "Jerry Maguire" - SMU
Clearly the Ryan Leaf of this draft... has all the talent in the World but has nothing to work with upstairs... DUMB... although he helped raise SMU from the dead so he gets points there... but he just doesn't seem like a very LOYAL person, and integrity counts in my book, so he loses points...
3 - QB Stan Gable - "Revenge of the Nerds" - Adams College
Stan Gable has some personality issues as well, but you can't ignore the fact that he is the best player in the history of Adams College football, and he has the team in position to win the big homecoming game... and he's dating the hottest girl on campus... hope he doesn't fuck it up................ (he does)
2 - LB Bobby Boucher - "The Waterboy" - South Central Louisiana State University
Just a madman tackler with a knack for the football... he is the total package... good attitude, great player, great teammate... but there is one thing holding him back... he's basically retarded, his mom is crazy and if Scam Newton has taught us anything, it is that parents can ruin a kids' reputation
WINNER - QB Joe Kane - "The Program" - Eastern State University
KANE IS ABLE!!!
Great story here... Kane shakes off a drinking problem and a horrible father to win the big game at the end, and in my book, win the Heisman Trophy...
He also gets huge points for nailing Kristy Swanson... good lord
He lost the big game early in the season to Michigan, but he picked himself back up to be clutch in the end...
"Put the women and children to bed and go lookin' for fuckin' dinner" - JK
Look, this isn't going to happen, because I'm just not that lucky... it's gotta be Colin!
For all the "Sunny" newbies who aren't that fluent with the first season, he was the best part of "Gun Fever", which is one of my all time favorite episodes...
My reasons for loving this episodes are a little selfish... I mean, Dee is dating f'n Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum, best best Lex)...
I saw the teaser for this episode earlier today, and I'm sure they are going to float out the obvious names over the course of the episode - Rickety Crickett, Brian the Soldier, the retarded guy, the old korean guy, the McPoyles, Bill Ponderosa...
BUT, I want me some Lex Luthor babies on "Sunny"... Colin was totally epic in "Gun Fever"... two words, "OH SHIT!"
UPDATE - It was the Tranny... totally epic... did NOT see that coming lol... this show is the fuckin' best!
Told you this blog was like South Parky topical...
I don't watch "Glee" every week... just sometimes, mmmmmkay?
I don't really get the appeal of the show outside of some pretty cool tunes... the story lines are weak and there is a gimmick cameo like every week... sooo I don't know how much legs this show has, but whatevs...
STILL - the music is pretty damn good, and tonight, they may have done their best song yet, in my opinion...
Now obviously, this version isn't as good as the "Wham!" version... George Michael is a saint and that song was in my wheelhouse back in the day when Kennewick Karaoke was what all the cool kids would do... this version isn't without its charm...
With that said... let's be real... "Glee" Christmas doesn't hold a candle to other shows Christmas festivities...
Front and center... my favorite Christmas moment from any TV show is without a doubt "Kiss Saves Santa"... sorry "Glee", but your fuckin' out!
Someone stole Santa? THAT DOES NOT ROCK!!!
Classic... and finally... it's not a "Simpsons" xmas episode per se, but Robert Goulet sings "Jingle Bells", and that's good enough...
GOULET!
In conclusion... I know I take a hit on some man points by watching "Glee", but I also win those points back by being able to admit I've watched the show more than once... c'mon, everyone has seen this show once... and dudes, I know you, like me, have definitely watched it at least a few times... so make fun of me if you want... I can handle it... I'M A MAN! I'M 24! COME AFTER ME!!!
Damnit I miss Mike Gundy... need to watch the best press conference ever right now... ahhhhhhhh here it is... this version has some Ricky Bobby clips spliced in...
Let's tee up some sick live performances... Journey, Dexys, Cheap Trick and the sexiest woman of 1981, Sheena Easton...
With the exception of the greatest voice of all time, Freddy Mercury, nobody had a better voice than Steve Perry...
Journey is the tits, especially LIVE, and make no mistake about it, "Separate Ways" is the best Journey song... yes, better than "Don't Stop Believin'"... stupid '05 White Sox...
This live version is sick... the drummer rocks me socks off...
Too bad Stevie's voice was dead by 2002...
Now batting, the greatest Irish band of all time, Dexys Midnight Runners... this is without a doubt the greatest live version of "Come On Eileen"... watch closely at 5:31... there is a guy in a crowd shot that looks just like Harry Potter...
NEXT!
Coolest guitar award goes to Cheap Trick... they are the music that Homer Simpson prefers to listen to, and "Surrender" is one of the all time best songs... loved when Conan opened his last "Tonight Show" with this gem...
Finally... I'm just gonna lay it out there... if I could time travel and was allowed to do anything... I'm going back to 1981 and getting Sheena Easton preggers... fact...
"Morning Train"... unreal song and it's in several "Seinfeld" episodes... count it!
Gonna make a statement here... "Revenge of the Nerds" is the best college movie of all time... better than "Animal House" and better than "Old School"... make no mistake about it, those movies are great, but just nowhere in the realm of the epic nature of "ROTN"...
Couple factors... more likable main characters... funnier villains... BETTER MONTAGES!
So if you're at work today and creating a powerpoint like myself... or if you are building a house... cue up this shit... the work will fly right by...
You would think playing a team who is starting some bum fuck 3rd stringer, Rod Marinelli would send his boys after him pretty hard... and he, did, not...
On the flip side, Mike Martz play calling on the last drive was the smartest football this offense has played all season...
9-3 is awesome... still in first place... Packers still chasing da Bearse... life is good... here are a few thoughts:
Bearse kickers are sick... Gould with a career long 54 yarder, and Maynard dropping balls inside the 10... epic
Jay Baby with another great game... smart throws... lost that one fumble but he can thank J'Marcus Webb for being terrible at this job for that one... still shoulda held onto it, but one Jay Baby mistake a game I can live with...
2 TD's from our running backs... very niiiice
Bad call on Suh on the personal foul on Cutler late in the game, but the way he took down Cutler was totally unnecessary, he could have wrapped him up and drilled him to the ground, but went for a hit that looked like a forearm to the head in real time... that's Suh's fault because he easily could have prevented that
Bearse run defense was a joke
The last minute of the first half should get Rod Marinelli sent to time out
Calvin Johnson is the best receiver in the NFL
D.J. Moore is a stud
EARL BENNETT... thank you for being the way you are... I like everything you choose to be
Brandon Manumaleuna... thanks for showing up for work
So it's two close games against Detroilet... but two wins... that's pretty ace if you ask me... at least they still have Axel Foley... he is pretty amazing
