Thursday, October 14, 2010

Kyle's top 5 action movies... ever!

This list isn't the law... its just muh opinion... which... ok... well... I've always considered my opinion the law... so welp... this list is the fuckin law

TOP FIVE ACTION MOVIES

Starting with honorable mentions:

T2 was tits... should be on the list... but... fuck it

First Blood Part 2... Stallone... nuff said

Tango and Cash... see FBP2

Cliffhanger... see T&C

ok... anything Stallone

AND NOW THE LIST


#5 - Independence Day



WHY - Helllllllooooo Boys!!!! I'M BACK!!!!

Welcome to Earth!

WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!

any one of those quotes is nuts... This was really the first blockbuster that people my age could really appreciate... it was the ultimate summer movie... and is number 5...

#4 -  Rambo



the new one... yup... its just more badass when he's kicking ass when he's like 60!!! he blows up a guy with a bow and arrow... nuff said

be smart - don't fuck with Sly... Rambo is number 4...

#3 - Face/Off


First off, Nic Cage's name is "Castor Troy"... ACE

he's got a kid with Gina Gershon... uber ACE

and he and Travolta switch faces... do you need any more explanation past that?

WEEEEEEEEEEEE.... WHAT A PREDICAMENT!!! Face/Off is number 3...

#2 - Die Hard


All I have to say about die hard is one thing...

Hans Gruber is one of the greatest villains in the history of movies, and the fact Rickman didn't get an Oscar nod is a fucking joke... and Die Hard is number 2...

#1 - Robocop


Sooooo homeboy gets blown to bits by Red Foreman at the beginning... comes back as half man half robot... and then cleans up crime in DETROIT????

Doesn't get any more badass than that...

Robocop is the best action movie of all time... its science...

see below for the most badass ending to any action movie... "Murphy"

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