SUPERHEROES - Part 1 of 3... Top 5 Underrated Superheroes!

Tonight is a big night... it's the conclusion of South Park's "Coon and Friends"... and with that, it got me thinking about superheroes...

Just like "Coon and Friends"... this is going to be a 3-part blog about superheroes...

First up - the UNDERRATED superheroes


HONORABLE MENTION:

• The Rocketeer - that movie came out when I was like 6 or something... it has Timothy Dalton... and as long as he isn't appearing as James Bond... I love me some Timothy Dalton... he kills it in "Hot Fuzz"
• Bartman - from the "Simpsons", I used to have the "Bartman vs. Radioactive Man" video game for NES... it was hard as shit... and "Bart vs. the Space Mutants" wasn't any better... BUT "Do the Bartman" is, and always will be, a song that is all sorts of epic
• Dick Tracy - I mean, he was going up against Al Pacino, who looked fuckin' insane in that movie... so big ups to Tricky Dick
• The Shoveler - that's right... a "Mystery Men" ref... and it won't be the last... here's the deal... don't fuck with William H. Macy

5 - The Coon

The Coon doesn't really have any powers... except for his mean spirit and hilarious swearing ability... The Coons powers lie in his jealousy of other superheroes, like Captain Hindsight and Mysterion... who we just found out is Kenny... which is totally LOL


4 - Meteor Man

Remember this fuckin' movie?

It was a pretty lame movie... but had some AWESOME moments... especially the end scene when Meteor Man and the bad guy keep touching books and then start acting out what the books are about... I can't explain it well... just watch it below



And yes, that was Don Cheadle


3 - Radioactive Man

Don't have too much to say about Radioactive Man... except that when REAL ACID is approaching... he puts on his googles...



and they do nothing... fuckin' Fallout Boy


2 - Donatello

The ONLY reason he makes this list is because in the original NES TMNT game... Donatello's stick was the best weapon because it had the longest reach... and that's it... I mean, he was pretty smart and everything... def the brains of the group with Leonardo... Raffy was a hot head and Mikey was just marinated in all sorts of dumb...

By the dubs... Secret of the Ooze is like Back to the Future 2... maybe not as good as the first... but has more repeat value due to its epic nature... BTTF2 had the future of 2015 where the Cubs win the World Series, and Secret of the Ooze has Super Shredder and Vanilla Ice... COUNT IT!


1 - Mr. Furious

I haven't seen the movie in forevsies... but I'm pretty sure there is a rumor that he once got soo mad he was able to move a city bus?

I just wish he was a Bears fan, and I was able to watch games with him and then see his reaction after a flurry of Jay Baby's picks... that would be a sight to see...

In the meantime... watching him dominate the junk yard will do...

JUNK IT!




NEXT - Top 5 Overrated Superheroes