Sunday, December 26, 2010

Bears Recap - J-E-T-S, SUCK SUCK SUCK!

11-4... Daaa Bearse... TOO BIG, TOO FAST, TOO STRONG!!!


Everyone... say it with me... J-E-T-S, SUCK SUCK SUCK! (video below makes me go lol)



Anybinnysbeveragedepot... this was a rare SHOOTOUT at the SPACESHIP! Sanchez was like, "hey man, I can throw!" and then Mike Martz was like, "Jay Baby, fire that f**kin' pigskin!"... straight up Johnny Moxon West Canaan style!

Here are some thoughts:
  • Da Bearse O-Line blocked crazy good in the second half... and considering it was against the Jets pass rush... they should all get free cases of Harp (I've drank obscene amounts of Harp the last few days... GOOOO IRISH!)
  • Jay Baby's pick six was awful... but after that he was tubular... that's right, tubular
  • Still on pace for a 2 seed... SCHYEA! (2 "Wayne's World" refs in one day... Excellent... haha 3!)
  • Chris Harris is the boss
  • Chris Williams is not... too many penalty flags for you = ughhhhhhh
  • SIDENOTE - Michelle Monaghan is a fox
  • The fam still has like 60 plus beers left over from Trompeter Xmas Eve + Ledo's = phenomenal
  • Matt Forte is such a solid running back... he's dependable... he's like the "Man V. Food" of running backs... you just flip it on and it's always a good time
  • Writing this blog while drinking a Goose Island Mild Winter....... YES!!!!!!!!
  • Ha "Forrest Gump" is on... ok now I'm just writing things that I see... Kyle focus...
  • Is Sanchez like a poor mans Cutler? He's sooo good for like a short period of time, then he's fantastically bad like two seconds later... 
  • Devin Hester must have himself a pair of magic running shoes... Lovie told me you can tell alot about a person by their pair of shoes... Special Teams Coach Dave Toub says Devin's shoes can take him ANYWHERE!!! Yep, still watching Forrest... 
  • Is Sally Field always a bitch? I mean, "Mrs. Doubtfire" was on earlier and she was a complete jerk... in fact, the Jerk Store called... ohhh forget it...
It's time for me to wrap this up... hopefully this time next week... we will all be celebrating another Bearse victory and a 2 seed in the NFC playoffs!

Take care, ya turkeys! And have a nice rest of your Christmas Post-Game show!

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