The Joe Webb Chronicles - continued...

If only I could go back in time and put some money on the VIKINGS! No doubt that the sports almanac from "Back to the Future 2" had a big section dedicated to America's favorite son, Joe Webb.

Look, Joe Webb puts his pants one leg at a time just like everybody else... except when they're on... he makes football babies

Joe Webb is a guy who can jump over a mountain... no joke, LOOK!



There is only one other man that can jump that high... two words... Clark Kent

Joe Webb is a man who not only helps old ladies cross the street and carries their groceries all the way home, but he proceeds to cook them a meal soo good that it makes Bobby Flay's food taste like straight up poop

Joe Webb is a man who not only invented the wheel, but also the iPhone... he did, look it up

Joe Webb starred in "Footloose", not Kevin Bacon... look it up

Joe Webb went into a chinese buffet restaurant, ate all of the food, and didn't gain a single pound

Joe Webb watched "The Exorcist" and laughed at all the scary parts

In high school, Joe Webb was tardy to every single class and his teachers didn't even mind

By age 6, Joe Webb was already getting Pro Bowl votes

Joe Webb is the new Joe Cool... and here's his cartoon... in his spare time, he works in a supermarket... what a guy!