Saturday, January 15, 2011

BEARS PREDICTION!

Let me lead off with this... if daaa Bearse lose to the Seahawks... I'm going to grab a sleeping bag out of our attic and go take a nice nap in the middle of the Stevenson...


Hopefully Lovie won't let that happen... I know da Bearse have lost to the Seahawks earlier this year... but Jay Baby n' Company are much improved from the pre-bye week Bearse...

SO...

What the eff is going to happen in this game? I'll tell ya... The Beloved are going to come out swingin' and the Seahawks are going to keep doing what they've been doing all year - look great one week, and look completely god awful the next week...

It's cold = Hasselbeck will be a little bitch... and Pete Carroll is a rahtard...

I think Jay Baby leaves the interceptions at home with Kristin Cavallari... hmmmmmmmm... Kristin Cavallari...


I think destiny has set its sights on Bears/Packers in the NFC Title Game at Soldier Field next week... I think stupid ass Green Bay finds someway to get past Matty Ice, setting up the most epic championship game in a long time... quite possibly the most epic championship game in the history of the world, and maybe, the universe...

THE PREDICTION

The Beloved - 24
Seahawks - 17


Welp, we'll see how this shit shakes out... but if the NFC Title game ends up being Seahawks/Packers... you will find me incapacitated on a diving board like Cameron in "Ferris Bueller"... 

FLASHBACK - 2006 playoffs against the Seahawks... Sexy Rexy was too cool for school... remember, at the end of the day, Rex Grossman is a Super Bowl quarterback... and Aaron Rodgers is NOT! HA!

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