Me - Hey fellas, thanks for coming over!
JC - This is a helluva place you got here Kyle!
AR - Yeah, it's alright...
Me/JC - (same time) JUST ALRIGHT!?!??!
JC - Jinx!
Me - Damnit! Haha, you're good!
JC - Nah, you're good!
AR - Omg you guys are losers...
Me - That's not true... alright let's start this out right... Aaron, you guys have won 2 straight road playoff games... what cheating methods did you use?
AR - Cheating methods???
JC - Kyle, Green Bay must have used some sort of cheating methods to win...
Me - Good call, Jay! (we high five)
AR - Good call?!?! That's what he just said! And we didn't cheat! I played my heart out!
Me - More like, you played your fart out!
JC - LOL!!! (we high five)
AR - This is the worst interview already, and I've been interviewed by Alex Flanagan!
Me - It's a roundtable you moron!
JC - You are soooo stupid Aaron...
AR - I honestly feel like I'm the only smart one in the room right now...
Me - Well that may be true...
JC/Me - (same time) but at least I didn't sleep with Lumberg!
Me -oh... my... god!
JC - Office Space! (another high five)
AR - I think I should go...
Me - No no no, lets bring this back a little bit... ok... Jay... you played maybe the greatest game of all time against the Seahawks...
AR - What!?
Me - You're throw to Olsen... it was like Superman passing to... like Superman...
AR - Oh c'mon they both can't be Superman!!! At least say like Superman to the Flash!
Me - Aaron, when you throw the ball, it makes me throw up...
AR - I was 31-36 against Atlanta!
Me - Does Atlanta even have a team?
JC - Sure as heck don't Kyle!
Me - Didn't think so... moving along... now for my question... Jay, I think you are just great.
AR - THAT'S NOT A QUESTION!
JC - Kyle, I'd be happy to answer that question...
AR - You can't! That wasn't a question! There is nothing to answer!
JC - Well, Kyle, everyone knows the Seahawks beat the Saints... and since the Saints won the Super Bowl last year, that makes the Seahawks the best team in the NFL....... behind us of course!
AR - Ok I'm leaving, that's just sooo dumb... the Seahawks were 7-9! They were terrible!
JC - If I can finish my point...
Me - Go right ahead... Aaron, please sit down. I promise you will get a turn to talk.
AR - Fine.
JC - Anywho, I went out Saturday night before the game and got crazy drunk... still hung over during the game... and was still awesome...
AR - You know what I did the night before our game? Studied my opponent, got a good night sleep and prepared for the game. Jay you are such a disgrace.
Me - Wow... strong words from a moron...
AR - You're comebacks are soo lame!
Me - Did you say lame? Or did you say excellent?
AR - I clearly said lame. Can I talk now?
Me - Nobody said you would get a chance to talk...
AR - Two seconds ago you said I would get a chance to talk!
Me - Doesn't sound like me at all...
JC - Kyle that's because you never said he could talk!
(me and Jay fist bump)
AR - Well I'm going to talk anyway... here is what is going to happen Sunday... we're marching into Soldier Field and we are going to kick the Bears ass!
Me - Jay, more strong words... do you have a response?
JC - Yeah, pretty strong words from a kicker...
AR - omg I'm not a kicker...
Me - Yeah, he's not a kicker...
AR - Thank you!
Me - He's a stupid face...
AR - I'm done... you two are a couple of complete idiots... this has been like talking to 5 year olds...
JC - Hey Aaron, wait... this has been a pretty bad few minutes... let me make it up to you... let me buy you tickets for the next time the Bulls come to Green Bay to play their NBA team...
Me - OHHHH sick burn!
AR - (walks out door)
JC - Kyle, this has been a pleasure...
Me - Thanks Jay, great stuff as always...
This may or may not have actually happened...
when you deny that you ever said you would give AR a change to talk, you definitely should have put, "I think I would have remembered such a thing" in reference to Llamas with Hats
ReplyDeletehahahahahahha love it that would have been epic
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