Thursday, October 28, 2010

Celebrating Halloween: Top 5 Best WORST Horror Movies!

These are my favorite kind of movies... terrible, so-bad-it's-good horror movies!

Time to make my picks to click... you at home select yours... I luvvvvvv horror movies...

HONORABLE MENTION

  • Prom Night remake - has Charles Minor from the Office... nuff said
  • Urban Legends: Final Cut - first one was actually good... this one not... but Marla Hendricks is in it again... so bingo
  • Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan - it would be on the list, but Jason doesn't get to New York until the last 15 minutes of the movie, and spends most of that time in the sewers like the movie C.H.U.D. 
  • Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 - GARBAGE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • White Noise - Michael Keaton... the best Bruce Wayne... and ghosts... SNAP, SNAP


5 -  Troll 2



If you have ever seen this movie... you're probably mad at me for putting it at number 5... but it's my list... and as Walter Matthau says, "you can pull your lip over your head and swallow"...

This movie is of course famous for the greatest acting in the history of movies... 




4 - The Fog remake


Look... I'm not going to hide it... I love me some Tom Welling...

This movie is just Clark Kent regulating some old pirate ghosts... and thats all there is to it... NEXT!


3 - Valentine


This movie is epically terrible. David Boreanz... good gravy... BUT its got Denise Richards in a bathing suit... YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD AT 3.... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!


2 - Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Myers


I've talked about this one before... Michael Myers is the greatest horror villain of all time... and one of the best villains in the history of movies altogether... only behind Lex Luthor and the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man...

Also... Paul Rudd kills it as Tommy Doyle... CHECK IT OUT!




1 - Jason X


JASON IN SPACE BABY!!!

That's all you need to know... this is my second favorite Friday the 13th... only behind part 6. But this one is all sorts of epic...

This movie has some of the best death scenes in the history of ANYTHING!




Coming soon... BEST horror movies... check it out on Halloween Sunday!

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