Sunday, December 12, 2010

Bears Recap - FUNKY BUTTLOVIN'!!!

Did he just say funky buttlovin'?

Have fun with the Pats next week, Green Bay lol

This was a fun game, wasn't it?


At least the snow falling looked really pretty, right? If da Bearse lose this game but it was close all the way, it's not soo bad... but getting embarassed like this has completely exposed this Bearse team, just like the Pats exposed the Jets last week...

It's not soo much that da Bearse aren't a playoff team... they're gonna make it (Thank you, Detroilet!)... this game just showed that da Bearse probably aren't capable of beating the Pats... a team that if by some grace of God that The Beloved made it to the Super Bowl, they would be playing and the Pats would win no problemo...

This game was over early on when Chris Harris dropped an INT in the end zone... next play, the Pats scored and never looked back... if you get to Brady early, you stay in the game... Harris dropped it, sooooo efff you Chris Harris...

Anyhootieandtheblowfish, this was a shockingly bad effort by da Bearse... a few thoughts, and almost all are bad:
  • No pass rush = Brady dominates
  • No run game = Jay Baby has to move the ball with his arm
  • No pass blocking = Jay Baby can't do the above
  • Tom Brady = like Stacey King says, TOO BIG, TOO FAST, TOO STRONG
  • btw, go Bulls!
  • Thanks to Detroilet again for basically putting us in the playoffs today, but this team probably can't go to far once they get in... definitely can't win the Super Bowl (Pats will)
  • Bearse receivers are terrible... Johnny Knox... ughhhhh
  • Pats offensive playbook is what Mike Martz's used to be when he had a real offensive line... Bearse need to spend every cent they have this offseason on fixing the O-Line... Eff you O-Line
  • The kick return game was pretty good, but we don't do anything with field position so unless Hester/Manning takes it to the house, it doesn't matter
  • Bill Belichick vs. Lovie Smith is like Mike Tyson in his prime vs. Justin Beiber
I've gone into the future and have taken some video of Lovie Smith later tonight at his house playing his piano and pretty much hating life...

"Lovie you suck, you're soo self loathing, GO SEE A PSYCHIATRIST!!!"

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